Saturday, July 25, 2009

I just love to mix my zero calorie "Jello"...

With fat free yogurt. Black cherry jello and fat free yogurt is my new decadent indulgence, a replacement for ice cream. It sits in the fridge and if they touch it, they're in for it! "Who ate my yogurt?"




The precious Sunday meal! note the mac and cheese






A yogurt thief is in my house and I am incensed, but I really don't mind because they are following me in a better habit than usual. Still, I make as big a deal as if it were my precious chocolate kiss. They know that they have gone beyond the bounds of their mother's patience. Here I am imitating my dad and going into a complete tyrade, with a purpose. Hopefully, they will come out of this wrestling match, with a love for fat free and calorie free stuff and health conscious eating. Cabbage and carrots and brocolli and...for desert, mom's fat free calorie free black cherry yogurt jello. We'll see?
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5 comments:

jackie said...

NOpe Jayne , they wont your stuff will always be gone!!!! Now listen you have to say a couple prayers deep breathe a huff...then you tell yourself i hated when dad did that to me so from now on i'm going to by more :))
i'm big now and i can get 100 of these things if i want (chant that to yourself hahah it helped me really... these guys finishe everything i mean everything but they cant buy it we can ... so why get so worked up GET MORE OF THEM
PEACE REALLY PEACE AND LOVE JACKIE

July 25, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Jayne said...

I love how you think, Jacqueline! If I could do that I would. I do pray, but I have too much of Dad in me to "breathe a huff". That is right, I can buy another one. I will remember that one next time I have one of my episodes:).Love you, Jayne

July 25, 2009 at 9:51 PM
jackie said...

you see jayne we all have alot of them both (the parents) but you only want to take the best part so your children dont do the same thing :)
and i so remember the kiss and hateed that we were all so afraid over some DUMB chocolate kiss..
so like the bout (I THINK YOU CAN)
it will losen those thight chest days if you do that

July 26, 2009 at 3:57 AM
Jayne said...

I was always the one who took the "stupid kiss". I was always the one getting in trouble when everybody's knees were shaking. So it is impossible for me to loosen the tight chested feeling when that word comes out. God keeps showing me how stupid it was, by making my children take me to the limit on my pet peeves. I try not to do the same thing to them, but I am only human. I get angry sometimes and I forgive my daddy for getting angry with me when I do. I don't even know that I am carrying a grudge about it until I am in the middle of an "episode". Then I have to confess again and forgive me and Dad and go to the next incident. That is where I am.

July 27, 2009 at 9:07 AM
jackie said...

i truly understand but you can let it good.. i have so much faith in you cause i have done it:) and i thought i used to get the madeest... put MJ song man in the mirror on when you feel that way
im asking him to change his ways
go find it youtub it MAN IN THE MIRROR

July 28, 2009 at 11:29 PM

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Title- The Studious One!

Title- The Studious One!
artwork by Elyse

Of biscuits and syrup

Of biscuits and syrup
tasty treats

Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday!
a day at the Raptor Center.

Widdle Emmie in outer space school

Emmie jumped on the bus and off it flew out into the atmosphere. There was a set of clouds with turbulence right above the house and it took a few minutes for my Emmie to buckle her seatbelt. They hit the bump hard and it knocked my Emmie out of her seat and she bumped her head. The video camera came on and the monitor looked through and stated, Ms. Emmie, where are you? You are not in your seat. Where are you? I am alright I fell because I hadn’t buckled correctly. Well jump up Emmie we have a long way to go and you have to be buckled there is entirely too much turbulence in the stratosphere for you to unbuckle now. As soon as we are through this weather system there will be straight sailing but right now you must buckle. Emmie scrambled into the seat with intensity and purpose now. She watched every cloud pass her window and her nose was pressed to the window trying to see the top of the house as it drifted slowly out of sight. Soon they were not only out of sight of the house, the sun came out brightly and just as quickly they were putting on the atmospherical breathing apparatus and the outerspherical lights. The ABA and the OL. These precautions were to make them appear to be satellites to the radar as they were out in the ionosphere. Emmie knew all about this now. She had gone to the orientation and had a good breakfast and it took them 20 minutes for her to get out past the atmospherical pull and to feel the zero gravity. It would be 15 minutes before the gravity simulators would take effect, a glitch in the system which was being worked on. Until then, they enjoyed the couple of minutes of floatation, while being connected to the seats by belt. The first thing they saw everyday was the strataflotsam. The items which had been dumped into the atmosphere by earlier generations. What would their generation do about this ecological waste area that remained floating above their heads? This was a question for the generations. For now it was the area that they had to guide through on the way to school.

Midnight at the OASIS

Midnight at the OASIS
Sunset in Huntersville

My little Emmie

ran to the bus on the first day of the last year of school. 2 buns on the side of her head. She kissed me and ran at dawn to the bus. She was starting the adventure of a lifetime. I would never see that little girl again, she was going to woman school!

My Father and I 1989

My Father and I 1989

to the tune of Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

A VISIT TO PAPA











Are you going to Mary Immaculate?

Apricots, Chocolate Cherries and Pie,



Remember me to the one who lived there,



He once was a true love of mine,



Tell him to buy me an acre of land,



Apricots, Chocolate Cherries and Pie,



Between the muddy Hudson in Jamaica Bay,



Then, He’ll be a true love of mine,

Tell him to sow in it seeds of pure cream,



Apricots, Chocolate Cherries and Pie,



And build Ice cream mountains and buildings of whipped cream,

Then, He’ll be a true love of mine,



Tell him to reap them with sickles of M&M’s,



Apricots, Chocolate Cherries and Pie,



And chew bubble gum and eat till we’re done,



Then, He’ll be a true love of mine.



Tell him to run it off down the motor parkway,



Apricots, Chocolate Cherries and Pie,



After your done 50 pushups



and jog down the West Side Highway,



Then he’ll be a true love of mine…

(Don’t wait for me today dad, The kids are sick again, My tummy’s bulging again, My heart is aching again, And now there’s no love there…)





He once was, a true love of mine….So, Girls, I do beg you don't miss your Daddy,Apricots, Chocolate cherries and Pie,You have one short chance to see him on this side, Go visit him and let your light shine.